Dave and Si are lovely blokes but they're not as good as Edwyn in the culinary department.
I have fond memories of a particularly delicious meal Edwyn 'rustled up' one bleak winter's evening at Berens Road.
Somehow from a meagre selection of ingredients which included Marmite, oatcakes, velcro, Blu-Tac, Stella Artois and a catering pack of Maynard's Wine Gums, he produced a seven course banquet including amuse-bouche, canapes, entree, fish course, main course, dessert, cheese board, Brandy and petit fours.
The meal was also given the thumbs up by a well-known food critic (who shall remain nameless) but is infamous for ordering a Greek Salad in a French Restaurant which he ate using chopsticks.
I shall take the memories of the 'What Lies Beneath' incident to the grave.
I assume your comment on the OGWT naff costumes was aimed squarely at OJ and not the dubious Sci-Fi series.
I may risk popping down to London on the day of the Stoke Newington read-in. I shall offer Maynards to the Great One.
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